Leatherette Bottle Opener Coaster – “Crayon Eater” (USMC Humor)

For the Marines, by a Marine.
This engraved leatherette bottle opener coaster proudly features the iconic “CRAYON EATER” design — the unofficial mascot of the Marine Corps’ finest.

Durable, stitched leatherette paired with a built-in stainless-steel opener makes this both functional and hilarious.
The engraving is permanent — no peeling, no fading, no BS.

Perfect for barracks rooms, man caves, home bars, or as a gift for your favorite Devil Dog.

Product Details

• Size: 4" x 4"

• Material: Premium stitched leatherette

• Color: Red with black engraving

• Built-in stainless-steel bottle opener

• Permanent laser engraving (not vinyl)

• Wipe-clean surface

• Soft backing protects surfaces

Perfect For

• Marines (active, reserve, or veterans)

• Military humor gifts

• Mess night gifts

• Stocking stuffers

• Home bar or garage

• Brotherhood gag gifts